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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2007, 04:33:11 PM »
Psalm 2:4

He who is sitting in the heavens doth laugh...

There's another part to that but I don't know if the interpretation is God is laughing at the laughers or laughing at the party that caused that laughter to the rest of the people in Heaven.





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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2007, 11:52:31 PM »
Yep.
They're laughing at the faces we make during nookie.
Its true.
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2007, 01:49:14 AM »
Quote from: The SysMan on September 17, 2007, 11:52:31 PM
Yep.
They're laughing at the faces we make during nookie.
Its true.

Been watching Dogma recently, eh?
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2007, 02:00:47 AM »
Dogma? Dogma... Dogma...

Ohhhh, you mean the training video! :P
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2007, 04:48:25 PM »
It's more of a recruitment video.

Although it does teach you how to fight a Golgothan.
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2007, 08:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on September 18, 2007, 01:49:14 AM
Been watching Dogma recently, eh?

Unfortunately, yes. I bought the dvd some time ago as I remembered it was somehow a funny movie. Failed to find the funny part again. Pretty much the same results with Team America that I bought at the same time for the same reason. Can't remember what else I bought. Probably something stupid...
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2007, 10:36:56 PM »
The Titanic >.>
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2007, 10:39:15 PM »
Everybody goes down on the Titanic.
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2007, 12:49:59 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on September 18, 2007, 10:39:15 PM
Everybody goes down on the Titanic.

The same thing happens on elevators. And in most pornos.
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2007, 11:10:54 AM »
Yes, i think Jesus laughed, especially if you think about his last night in the garden of Gethsemane (is that how you spell it? I cant remember, help me out Brug!)

i dont think he would have struggled with his fate so much if he hadn't seen the lighter side of life as well.  he felt real love for his family and friends and i dont think you can get that connection without intimacy and i find sharing a laugh with someone is sometimes the most intimate of occasions. 

and i hear he loved that joke that started 'a donkey, a camel and a chicken walk into a bar....'

PS. I love Dogma and Team America like dogs like to hump legs. 

*sings 'everyone's got AIDS..AIDS...AIDS....'   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2007, 07:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Sweetpea on September 19, 2007, 11:10:54 AM

PS. I love Dogma and Team America like dogs like to hump legs. 

*sings 'everyone's got AIDS..AIDS...AIDS....'   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Enjoys 'America' that currently playing in my head.

America... AMERica... AMERICA!
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Re: Stupid evolutionists: Why are there still monkeys?
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2007, 10:33:49 AM »
there's not a bit in Team America that doesnt make me laugh to be honest, still one of the funniest films i've seen.

'yeah you've got to have a MONTAGE! every time just show a little improvement, thats a MONTAGE!'
 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: love it

Farce of the Penguins was also amusing but i couldnt keep up with the voices after a while.
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