Unwashed Village
General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: MrWeasel on June 10, 2013, 09:33:13 PM
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Ok in my recent ramblings of the wasteland, I came across this Odd hat wearing, soulless ginger type person. (he has a soul now but that is a Looooonnnnng story :D) Somehow he was adopted into the weasel family and learned of the existence of the village and was keen to find it. So looks like I'm being dragged back (kicking and screaming about how the fairys and sentient hardware are gonna eat me.
Meanwhile at the village, a dustcloud is spotted on the horizon. A strangly noisy one as the lookouts seem to hear complaints about man eating tinkerbells and scabberious immoral priests in vestabules....
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"Stop complaining" he said to Weasel "what way is it to the front gate of the Unwashed Village front gate?" Looking around not knowing what to be looking for.
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Welcome!
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Welcome to the Village. Stay a while, and listen.
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Welcome to the Village. Stay a while, and listen.
Good advice!
Well except for this part...
and listen.
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Oh hello, I didn't see you befor. I'm jester and this is a friend of mine weasel but you know him I'm guessing. *bows low* "I'm here to try to gain entrance to the village, who would I speak to to be allowed to enter?"
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Awww, that's cute. If there's noone at the Vestibule you can start with buying a few rounds at the Bastard Bar
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Enter? One does not simply enter the Unwashed village!
They stumble
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Enter? One does not simply enter the Unwashed village!
They stumble
I thought that they "stumbled" after leaving The Bastard Bar...
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Good to know that I can not just enter. I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's? also I will buy a round at the Bastard Bar when this is through. *Picks up the least of splattered tangerines and starts to peel it*
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Good to know that I can not just enter. I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's? also I will buy a round at the Bastard Bar when this is through. *Picks up the least of splattered tangerines and starts to peel it*
I have assembled a temple of trials! >:D
Step 1: (http://emporium.am/imagesb/stories/fashion/fitness/beats-by-dr-dre-tour-l-shaped-purple-headphones-from-monster.jpg) You must wear these, whilst we pipe Nickleback music through your head! :laugh:
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I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?
Appease the gammar nazis
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I have assembled a temple of trials! >:D
Step 1: (http://emporium.am/imagesb/stories/fashion/fitness/beats-by-dr-dre-tour-l-shaped-purple-headphones-from-monster.jpg) You must wear these, whilst we pipe Nickleback music through your head! :laugh:
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Well you will find that I listen to most types of music so bring on your trials
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I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?
Appease the gammar nazis
Sorry my grammar is very bad. I will do my best to avoid errors in my posts
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I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?
Appease the gammar nazis
Sorry my grammar is very bad. I will do my best to avoid errors in my posts
Of course, the person who called you out on it made a typo herself.
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I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?
Appease the gammar nazis
Sorry my grammar is very bad. I will do my best to avoid errors in my posts
Of course, the person who called you out on it made a typo herself.
It was half intentional ::)
I dont have to applesauce anyone as i am no longe a target.
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I honestly don't know what to say about that. :-\
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Philosophical Question #417 and #418: Is a typo a grammar error? Is a spelling mistake a grammar error?
I types hatoes!
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Hmm the question is whether it's a 'grammatical error' or a 'grammar error' I think that 'grammatical' is more correct.
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*sentences TK to three days in the Village Dunk Tank*
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*sentences TK to three days in the Village Dunk Tank*
That doesn't exist anymore... Me, KMD and Desolo drank it until the tank was completely empty. :(
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*sentences TK to three days in the Village Dunk Tank*
That doesn't exist anymore... Me, KMD and Desolo drank it until the tank was completely empty. :(
So it's really gonna sting when someone hits the bullseye and you drop to concrete floor of the empty tank.
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Well that will hurt. ::)
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Hmmmm.....
A great challenge?
Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring? No, been done.
No, I shall set you a task. A task to burn out as a beacon in these dark times. A shining symbol against the darkness!
Go to the Bastard Bar and get me another bottle of "The Black Grouse"
Oh and by the way...
*puts both BlueCross and The Hanged Man in the Village stocks for five days*
*waves a sign saying "Rotten fruit 50p/kg"*
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Hmmmm.....
A great challenge?
Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring? No, been done.
No, I shall set you a task. A task to burn out as a beacon in these dark times. A shining symbol against the darkness!
Go to the Bastard Bar and get me another bottle of "The Black Grouse"
Oh and by the way...
*puts both BlueCross and The Hanged Man in the Village stocks for five days*
*waves a sign saying "Rotten fruit 50p/kg"*
*looks around*
Heh... I know my way around these...
*releases his hands*
AHA!
*tries to get up but bangs his head.*
Bugger... didn't think this far ahead!
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You've got the wrong BlueCross in the stocks! Dammit!
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You've got BlueCross the wrong in the stocks! Dammit!
Fixed!
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Speaking of fixed...
poor Sophie just was. :(
www.firish.com/Sophie
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Gladly back to the village computer at the house went and I finely got to a secret place where I can gain entrance to this wonderful place Yay. ;D