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God, I love cricket...
« on: September 13, 2007, 01:31:57 AM »
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Re: God, I love cricket...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 01:33:06 AM »
"Brad Haddin was snaffled at long-on, while Brett Lee clobbered Tatenda Taibu through the off-side for a six and four before losing his off-stump."

The British just have to mangle the English language don't they?
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Re: God, I love cricket...
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 01:48:27 AM »
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Re: God, I love cricket...
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 03:20:00 AM »
Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHA.... He roggered the boogely!
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Re: God, I love cricket...
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 02:44:49 PM »
"Brad Haddin was snaffled at long-on, while Brett Lee clobbered Tatenda Taibu through the off-side for a six and four before losing his off-stump"

Brad Haddin was caught in the outfield, while Brett Lee hit one out of the park and another one along the ground to the outfield fence, before retiring from the game.

Good enough?

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Re: God, I love cricket...
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 11:45:39 PM »
Eeeee! the panda's are back!
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Re: God, I love cricket...
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2007, 05:38:40 AM »
Why don't they just use good Anglish?
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