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Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« on: September 28, 2007, 02:10:33 AM »
Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women

I say... good for them. I like to see people try. =)

/Likes chic geeks
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Re: Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 02:16:36 AM »
Quote from: Doombot on September 28, 2007, 02:10:33 AM
/Likes chic geeks

Sorry. I'm already taken.

By a "chick" geek.
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Re: Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 03:19:35 AM »
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Re: Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 07:30:41 PM »
Quote from: Doombot on September 28, 2007, 03:19:35 AM
For Hoopy. =P


http://inlinethumb55.webshots.com/20342/2211641280069630737S425x425Q85.jpg

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Seriously, though. These nerds might try something off-the-wall and spontaneous like actually trying to talk women. It's a crazy idea, I know, but it just might work.
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Re: Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 07:34:38 PM »
I tried. I got layed. I dumped her and played more Age of Empires II.















I'm a fucktard  :bigcry:
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Re: Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 08:30:34 PM »
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Re: Nerds to Auction Themselves to Women
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 10:27:56 PM »
Its a nice idea, but I like it when *I* get the money :P
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