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Caption this (or just laugh) 11-11-11
« on: November 11, 2011, 06:48:53 PM »
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Re: Caption this (or just laugh) 11-11-11
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 06:49:56 PM »
This is not exactly a short cactus...




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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Caption this (or just laugh) 11-11-11
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 02:49:30 AM »
was wondering were i left that cat...
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Re: Caption this (or just laugh) 11-11-11
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 02:34:11 AM »
*pinches the cactus*

*promises to use it in his negotiations with Barclays Bank tomorrow*

If they turn down my request for a negotiation re my resolve loan payments again, I shall make it my duty to find the call-centre operative responsible and personally introduce said cactus to his fundament. They've had £7,000 from me for a £4,250 loan, and (a) I still owe £3,000, and (b) the Tory government has cut my benefits by more than a third.

God damn all Tories and especially Iain Duncan Smith to bloody hellfire!

PS Curse the Liberals with a deadly curse for not standing up to the Tories better!
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Re: Caption this (or just laugh) 11-11-11
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2011, 05:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Xerxes on November 16, 2011, 02:34:11 AM
*pinches the cactus*

*promises to use it in his negotiations with Barclays Bank tomorrow*

If they turn down my request for a negotiation re my resolve loan payments again, I shall make it my duty to find the call-centre operative responsible and personally introduce said cactus to his fundament. They've had £7,000 from me for a £4,250 loan, and (a) I still owe £3,000, and (b) the Tory government has cut my benefits by more than a third.

God damn all Tories and especially Iain Duncan Smith to bloody hellfire!

PS Curse the Liberals with a deadly curse for not standing up to the Tories better!

Er... do you people in the UK use a different kind of math than we do?

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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Caption this (or just laugh) 11-11-11
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2011, 03:00:34 AM »
That was a rant that had been building for days. Not to say that that cactus wouldn't have been useful, and deserved, and Barclays Bank are a bunch of *snips words far too harsh for the Village*, but it was probably inappropriate.

Oh, and Iain Duncan Smith can try living on £65 a week - it would do him good!
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