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If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« on: February 27, 2008, 03:51:51 AM »
You've probably seen these, but they KILLED ME. At work no less.
Oh the scandal! :P

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175

The ending of the first one is the cause of my untimely death. The second isn't as funny, but it does have lolcat!

"First!"
"This man seems to possess a dangerous animal cunning... The kind of cleverness to rip off your arms to crush you at chess!"

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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 04:01:58 AM »
FIRST!

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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 04:06:09 AM »
Ghey!
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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 06:42:34 AM »
What if meetings were like UV posts?

Someone would be teased about their beard.

Someone... I'm not saying who would photoshop all the graphics.

What else?
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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 12:49:07 PM »
A certain few people would always show up drunk
"This man seems to possess a dangerous animal cunning... The kind of cleverness to rip off your arms to crush you at chess!"

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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 06:52:09 PM »
The one person snoring would prevent any others from falling asleep...
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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 07:26:46 PM »

Someone... I'm not saying who would photoshop all the graphics.

you forgot a comma.
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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 08:21:52 PM »
Ok, new rule. Whenever someone changes their nicks, please include your old name in your sig or something. I'm old, grumpy and confused.

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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2008, 08:57:22 PM »
That was the point though. :P
That and it may only be temporary. I dunno yet >.<
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"This man seems to possess a dangerous animal cunning... The kind of cleverness to rip off your arms to crush you at chess!"

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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 11:11:49 PM »
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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 01:13:47 AM »
"Honor is the combination of idealism and the practical application of
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Re: If Meetings Were Like Posting (NSFW)
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2008, 09:52:36 PM »
FIRST

FIRST!!!

dAMN IT CAN NOBODY HEAR ME!?!?!

i HATE YOU GUYS