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MrWeasel

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and all of you weird member type ppls (<--typed that just cause i know how much Doomsie likes it) (I don't dare say "peeps" i know better)(and on that note i still got a pikachu pic with doom hiding somewhere :D)

Can't walk away from this place if i wanted to (worse then Anarchy-online even)

Anyhooooo.....

Let's see good news or bad news first??? I in a good mood so will end on a happy note i think so bad crap first...

Bad news these last few weeks...

Colonoscopy results... Polyps...
Biopsy of said polyps...Abnormal, possible pre-cancerious
(small good news, total removed with no bad side issues)
Upper GI with contrast dye... Lots more polyps...
choice surgery or kemo (taking kemo now and it really sucks great big purple veined puss dripping twinkies)
Oh god i gonna lose my hair and end up looking like BC!!! HELP!!!
Oh and lets not forget the positive test for Krons that started this whole mess...

Good news now.....
First i want my Owl points for telling my boss...
You are a sleezy, low down, underhanded, trumpet tickleing, needle dicked, cockroach F*&^ing, maggot mouthed, granny humping, dog nut licking, cum guzzleing, Bill Gates loving PUTZ (etc etc went on for a good 5 minutes at least)
And you can't fire me for this cause i F(&ing quit as of yesterday! Plucked my pay check out of his hand (as he stood there making pretty red fish faces at me) and walked out the door.
That rates an Owl point or 2 I hope (PS please excuse the profanity those that know me know i use it very seldomly)
So I am now unemployed but it was done for a good reason...
After a year and a half of fighting the clowns at Veterans Affairs finaly approved my 100% disability (including 17 months of owed back pay)( ie over 2.6k per month tax exempt beats the hell out of SSI)
So i now find myself with lots and lots of free time to do as i please (when not puking my guts up that is but that's only 1-2 days a week now)
So looks like i will be spending more time here and in my games (not that a "39" year old man would ever play video games)(am so 39!!! Hush up Owl and Doom)(you too BC)

So i hope you are all doing well, regardless of the bad parts above i am for once doing quite well and expect that the worst part of this crap is over (as the polyps are reacting positivly to the kemo and shrinking nicely)

so now that;s the bad and the good and obviously even a pissy weasel can't resist coming back and sharing a bit a good news ( and really I do consider this good news have known the bad crap for over a year now so is old bad crap at this point)

KK i yabber more later... Maybe even post a bit if icky dark PB stuff i wrote fairly recently (that will drag Ymir out of hiding)

You May Soar with the eagles but Weasels do not get sucked into ramjets! Gotta watch out for the hovercrafts though...

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Yeesh, sorry to hear about all the health issues but I'm glad you are reacting well to the treatment. Also glad to hear you got your Vet benefits. It angers me so much that Vets aren't treated better.  >:(

Anywho, I'm glad the bungie is still working.

Now we just need to hear from  Sweatpea, Lara, Kama (even though he's a no good elf) and the rest of our MIA UVers.
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*hugs* yay you're here.
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Hugs you! Glad you're responding somewhat well to the treatment. We want to keep your Mister Rodgers voice around as much as possible. =)

I have to agree with Brug here... our Vets don't seem to be treated very well. That's one of the reasons I left the Welfare Department and went to work with the elderly and/or disabled. Here's a Extreme example but I got tired of knowing that someone who stepped on a landmine wasn't "injured enough" to get treatment but someone with Post Earthquake Anxiety due to the massive 5.8 earthquake that rattled dishes could collect Welfare without having to look for a job.

And what a awesome leaving on that job! I thought about doing that route if it turned ugly at the end.

eg.

Slushie the Boss: SO why are you leaving Jen?

Jen: Because I'm tired of working around alcoholics. There's nothing more disgusting than to see someone get drunk and make a total ________ of themselves at work.

Jen: (wait for angry response)

Jen: Oh... I was referring to the customers in the bar. Did you think I was referring to you?  =)

Anyway... yeah. Stick around. We need more old school UVers. =) Not that other people are any less... just that more is better.


Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Oh, so size does matter.
I knew it :T
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So... what's new?
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Glad you came around to share the good news and the bad news.

*hugs*

I hope things continue to lean on the good side.  :)
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Sorry to hear about the job - I know you are heartbroken  ;D

That rates many many Owl points, though!!

On another note, I hope the health issues improve. My mom rebounded very nicely from almost exactly what you have - this is 15 years ago now, and she's healthier than ever.

I am happy to hear you got your disability - this should make things a lot easier. Get a 360. Great system, no matter what Brug says :)

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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Now we just need to hear from  Sweatpea, Lara, Kama (even though he's a no good elf) and the rest of our MIA UVers.


 /poke :P