Hmm...I sense that you Uhmurrikens are all too caught up in your whole Presidential thing to see the picture from the outside - so here's a potted version for you of how the main players in the US Presidential election have come across in the media so far here in the UK
McCain - he was a prisoner of war you know. Oh, has it been mentioned he was a PoW at all? And while we're on the subject...did you know he was a PoW?
His image is also that of being a long-standing cog in the slow, grinding wheels of the political machine. Apparently, this makes him qualified to decry Obama as having no experience (which is a bit odd to us over here because both candidates are Senators, and neither of them have any experience of being a President. No-one has the kind of 'experience' that's being harped on about until they actually
become President, so it does rather make the point moot does it not?).
Ah yes, he was a PoW too.
He claims to be the man who can lead the US out of the current extremely technically complicated financial crisis, yet not long ago, he also apparently whimsically claimed to not even know how to send an email - hardly a great endorsement for someone who would have his finger on the nuclear button if elected.
Oh, and he was a Prisoner of War.
(incidentally, we have trouble over here understanding how the McCain camp continually going on about having been a PoW counts as a "good thing" in the US perception, whereas in the last election, Kerry's war record seemed to end up being used against him. In the gung-ho stakes, how does someone who got caught manage to trump someone who was in combat and received medals? We don't get it I'm afraid)
Palin - oh dear, where to start? She's basically seen as a complete laughing stock over here. She comes across to us Brits like some crazy, gun-toting, religious whackjob Amazon with permanent "foot in mouth" disease. How true that actually may be is a dead issue now - that's how she's come across to us, and that's how the media have painted her. In the eyes of the UK media (with their long-standing familiarity with the endless sleaze in UK politics) Palin finished herself when she tried to use her power as Governor to get her brother in law fired. The UK also has quite a history of female politicians (anyone remember Margaret Thatcher at all?) and 'glamour' is not a word we Brits tend to associate with them, so the sight of Palin standing there dolled up like she's attending some film premiere does not sit well with us, making her look insincere and superficial.
Now onto the other side...
Obama - Change. Change. Changety-change-change-change. Did you want some change with that? Here you go - change. Not just any change, but change WE NEED. No, we're not going to sell you any change you DON'T NEED, just the stuff you do. Change...change is good. Change is everything. Sorry, what? You wanted to know exactly what we're changing? We're changing the changes the other lot made, and our changes are better, do you see? Because it's CHANGE WE NEED.
Seriously, that catchphrase was trite and shallow when the campaign first rolled it out, but now it's been so overused it's just a joke. Of
course there'll be change,
whoever is elected! The whole slogan thing is just bloody silly.
Bizarrely, we over here don't really give a stuff about Obama being black, or indeed about the gazillion rumours about islam, or his grandparents, or dressing up...the whole race issue just isn't that great a deal here. We are curious to see how long Obama could stay in office before some right-wing white supremacist took a potshot at him though, but really that's the extent of the colour thing to us.
What concerns us more is Obama's glib rhetoric and the fact it's eerily reminiscent of that most loathed ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair. Practically the moment Obama gave his first speech it became apparent that he has the same doublespeak insincerity that Blair had. This worries us because by the time he left office, Blair's spell had worn off and everyone could see the slimy, self-serving shitbag he was underneath...so the thought of a US version of Blair in the Whitehouse being the world's most powerful man is just too scary for words.
Oh, and one last thing - CHAAAAAAANNNNNNNGE!!!!!
Biden - who?
Seriously, since Palin took centre stage as the running mate laughing stock, Biden has simply faded into the background as far as the UK media is concerned. He's seen as Obama's choice to win over McCain's fans, just as Palin was McCain's choice to win over Hilary Clinton's fans. But beyond that, he really doesn't get much of a look in.
Good luck with your election - doesn't look like you have much to choose from, if the view from this side of the pond is anything to go by.