You’re all so far from me
I know some of you quite well
You’ve danced with me in Heaven
And dragged me out of Hell.
You’ve offered words of comfort
Encouragement and advice
Thus, I hope you have a bonza day
And that all your presents are nice.
May Rudolph not crap outside
May Santa forget you’ve been bad
May all your gifts come with their batteries
And that the day’s the best you’ve had.
So, enjoy your Christmas day
Partake in much festive cheer
I’ll spare a thought for you
And toast you with a beer.
Thank-you to all who have contributed to the UV being something wonderful.
Cheers