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Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« on: June 10, 2013, 09:33:13 PM »
Ok in my recent ramblings of the wasteland, I came across this Odd hat wearing, soulless ginger type person. (he has a soul now but that is a Looooonnnnng story :D) Somehow he was adopted into the weasel family and learned of the existence of the village and was keen to find it. So looks like I'm being dragged back (kicking and screaming about how the fairys and sentient hardware are gonna eat me.

Meanwhile at the village, a dustcloud is spotted on the horizon. A strangly noisy one as the lookouts seem to hear complaints about man eating tinkerbells and scabberious immoral priests in vestabules....
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2013, 02:49:33 AM »
"Stop complaining" he said to Weasel "what way is it to the front gate of the Unwashed Village front gate?" Looking around not knowing what to be looking for.
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2013, 06:35:25 AM »
Welcome!
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2013, 07:59:21 AM »
Welcome to the Village. Stay a while, and listen.
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 09:42:49 AM »
Quote from: KMD on June 11, 2013, 07:59:21 AM
Welcome to the Village. Stay a while, and listen.

Good advice!

Well except for this part...

Quote from: KMD on June 11, 2013, 07:59:21 AM
and listen.
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The sun beyond the mountain glows
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I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2013, 05:51:53 PM »
Oh hello, I didn't see you befor. I'm jester and this is a friend of mine weasel but you know him I'm guessing. *bows low* "I'm here to try to gain entrance to the village, who would I speak to to be allowed to enter?"
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2013, 03:24:38 PM »
Awww, that's cute. If there's noone at the Vestibule you can start with buying a few rounds at the Bastard Bar
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2013, 11:19:38 PM »
Enter? One does not simply enter the Unwashed village!




They stumble
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2013, 11:41:25 PM »
Quote from: TK on June 12, 2013, 11:19:38 PM
Enter? One does not simply enter the Unwashed village!




They stumble

I thought that they "stumbled" after leaving The Bastard Bar...
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The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2013, 12:19:49 AM »
Good to know that I can not just enter. I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's? also I will buy a round at the Bastard Bar when this is through. *Picks up the least of splattered tangerines and starts to peel it*
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2013, 10:05:55 AM »
Quote from: Jester on June 13, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
Good to know that I can not just enter. I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's? also I will buy a round at the Bastard Bar when this is through. *Picks up the least of splattered tangerines and starts to peel it*

I have assembled a temple of trials!  >:D
Step 1: You must wear these, whilst we pipe Nickleback music through your head!  :laugh:
« Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 10:07:48 AM by The Hanged Man »
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The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 03:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Jester on June 13, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?

Appease the gammar nazis
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2013, 03:32:09 AM »
I have assembled a temple of trials!  >:D
Step 1: You must wear these, whilst we pipe Nickleback music through your head!  :laugh:
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Well you will find that I listen to most types of music so bring on your trials
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2013, 03:34:00 AM »
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on June 17, 2013, 03:25:56 PM
Quote from: Jester on June 13, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?

Appease the gammar nazis
Sorry my grammar is very bad. I will do my best to avoid errors in my posts
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Re: Introducing ""Jester"" Someone cue the "Dustcloud" on the horizon.....
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2013, 06:17:28 AM »
Quote from: Jester on June 18, 2013, 03:34:00 AM
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on June 17, 2013, 03:25:56 PM
Quote from: Jester on June 13, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
I suspected that their would be a toll, or some great challenge to proceed what must I do oh great one's?

Appease the gammar nazis
Sorry my grammar is very bad. I will do my best to avoid errors in my posts

Of course, the person who called you out on it made a typo herself.
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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