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Contest! Ruin a movie!
« on: October 01, 2007, 08:46:57 PM »
Take a movie, change a element, decision or whatever to 'ruin' the movie.

Example:

INTERIOR: IMPERIAL STARDESTROYER.

On the main viewscreen, the lifepod carrying the two terrified
robots speeds away from the stricken Rebel spacecraft.

CHIEF PILOT: There goes another one.

CAPTAIN: Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have been
short-circuited. On second thought. Shoot it down. Just it case.

EXTERIOR: LIFEPOD CARRYING R2-D2 and C3PO explodes.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 10:01:47 PM »
Bond:  Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger:  No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

*Goldfinger leaves Bond to die in spite of Bond's attempts at convincing Auric that British Intelligence already knows about operation Grand Slam, essentially calling his bluff. Pussy Galore is never talked out of poison gassing Fort Knox. Auric robs Ft. Knox blind and SPECTRE now free of their biggest thorn holds the entire world hostage with nuclear missiles. Auric with his new-found wealth signs on with SPECTRE and quickly rises to the ranks of #2. (With no doubt designs on #1.)*

I more than ruined the movie, I ruined the entire series.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2007, 10:03:30 PM by Hoopy Frood »
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 10:27:07 PM »
Ernest decides not to go to camp.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 10:52:07 PM »
Ruin a movie? Don't you mean "end it like they were smart"?

To really ruin a movie, take a movie.
Any movie. At all.
Find a scene where someone is looking fondly at a friend, loved one, whatever. You know, the kind with the long medium shot or panning zoom or something.
Then have their head explode due to a sniper bullet.

Movie ruined :P
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 10:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Brugdor on October 01, 2007, 10:27:07 PM
Ernest decides not to go to camp.

Or even better, at the end, Ernest does get shot.
"I guess Mystical Indian power didn't save him!"
Thanks Batman, move along. :P
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 11:01:09 PM »
make. movies. not. predictable.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 11:34:56 PM »
"Gone with the wind"

Gee, I didn't even have to do anything.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 12:47:10 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on October 01, 2007, 11:34:56 PM
"Gone with the wind"

Is it a Horror Flick?
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2007, 01:09:30 AM »
Louis Creed: "What if I bury my son in the Pet Semetery?"

Jud Crandall: "We did that once. Back in the 40's. We had to burn the house to get rid of the monster that come out of the ground." "Uyah... don't forget how my ah dog and your cat became evil!"

Louis Creed "You're right. I won't do it then. Better to lose my son than have him come back as a monster."

The End
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2007, 03:02:35 AM »
The kid who got toxic waste in his eyes dies of cancer instead of becoming daredevil.
Best 20 minutes ever.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2007, 04:58:53 AM »
Indy grabs the little golden idol and activates the temple's "self-destruct" mechanism.

He turns to run and accidentally steps on several raised plates and gets hit with poison darts. 

Delirious, he runs for the temple entrance when he hears a noise and turns to see a giant boulder rolling towards him.

Just then he loses conciousness from the poison.

The next shot is the exterior of the temple shuddering and belching out dust while Belach and his natives glance around perplexedly.

Roll credits.

(Sallah and Marcus have to try to get the Ark by themselves.  They die horribly.)
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2007, 04:59:23 AM »
Neo takes the green pill.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2007, 05:00:50 AM »
The Terminator works his way from the back of the phonebook to the front.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2007, 05:01:34 AM »
The crew of the Nostromo decides answering a distress signal from an unknown planet is too risky.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2007, 05:04:11 AM »
Tony and Manny decide to keep being dishwashers rather than get mixed up with coke.
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