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General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: Loveshack on March 04, 2010, 04:08:48 PM

Title: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Loveshack on March 04, 2010, 04:08:48 PM
Well, I've finally outdone myself. New girl. Pretty. Smart. Good personality. Things are shaping up, right? And now she's discovered she's a lesbian. That's a first for me.  Seriously, like what are the odds of that, 1 in 10? I'm beginning to think one of my ancestors was cursed by a vengeful hag to have bad luck with women, and the curse is being visited on their descendants. Oh well, I'm not pining this time, but still, it's kind of like, "Of all the rotten luck!"

So for those keeping score, I've dealt with:
Girls who don't like me "like that"
Girls who like someone else "like that"
Girl who likes other girls "like that"

At this rate, the next one's going to wind up being a tranny or something, right? And what comes after that? Probably an alien decoy sent to earth to propagate her species.
(http://www.insidesocal.com/hollywoodjoe/,,,,,,,natasha.jpg)
Eh, I guess I could live with that last one...
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Swash on March 06, 2010, 11:08:25 AM
Eh, I guess I could live with that last one...

But not for long.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Loveshack on March 06, 2010, 11:46:37 AM
But not for long.

Long enough!  ;D
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: KMD on March 06, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
I've got a better one.

     So I was starting dating this girl; really nice, cute, And did I mention bisexual? So she had been in a relationship with her current roommate for 3 years. Things were pretty serious, but they broke up in August. However they were still extremely close and one day hoped to get back together, until I came along  ;D

    So I dated this girl for a week, and her roommate found out and flipped out. She started acting psycho, threatening me and her. Obviously, women are crazy, but my girlfriend felt attached to this girl. We had to hide every time we went out, and she tried keeping it a secret from her ex, but she broke up with me yesterday because of all this drama.

 :P I can now say that I have made a girl super jealous of me for stealing her love
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Loveshack on March 07, 2010, 09:55:13 AM
So I was starting dating this girl; really nice, cute, And did I mention bisexual? So she had been in a relationship with her current roommate for 3 years. Things were pretty serious, but they broke up in August. However they were still extremely close and one day hoped to get back together, until I came along  ;D

Wait, did they still live together after they broke up?
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Doombot on March 07, 2010, 08:40:48 PM
You know... there are worse things than having a lesbian friend that can clue you in on things.

=)

Maybe knowing that things will never go there will open up topics you normally wouldn't ask.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: The SysMan on March 08, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
So I was starting dating this girl; really nice, cute, And did I mention bisexual? So she had been in a relationship with her current roommate for 3 years. Things were pretty serious, but they broke up in August. However they were still extremely close and one day hoped to get back together, until I came along  ;D

Wait, did they still live together after they broke up?

He did say wimminz is crazy :P
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Hoopy Frood on March 09, 2010, 12:45:01 AM
So I was starting dating this girl; really nice, cute, And did I mention bisexual? So she had been in a relationship with her current roommate for 3 years. Things were pretty serious, but they broke up in August. However they were still extremely close and one day hoped to get back together, until I came along  ;D

Wait, did they still live together after they broke up?

Meh. My ex-wife and I lived in the same house for many months after we separated. And then after moving out for a bit, her current living situation fell through, so she moved back in for a few months more before heading out to California.

Granted, there was no "hoping to get back together" there, and we lived entirely separate lives, so our situation was obviously different. (But, from what I understand, not all that uncommon.)
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Night Owl on March 12, 2010, 03:46:32 AM
     So I was starting dating this girl; really nice, cute, And did I mention bisexual? So she had been in a relationship with her current roommate for 3 years.

This post is useless without pictures
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: KMD on March 17, 2010, 10:55:14 PM
I would but FYI she broke up with me to get back with her women.  :( Not a big deal, I wasn't really emotionally attatched, but I did learn a valuable lesson: Bi-Girls are trouble because they can't make up their minds about anything.

   Because really, the only reason to date a Bi girl is for the sex.  ;D
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Thanatos on March 18, 2010, 10:03:16 AM
dude, what

this girl was awesome, until she dated you, and then she realized she wasn't into dick

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah, you're right.  must just be bad luck.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Hoopy Frood on March 19, 2010, 12:30:37 AM
I would but FYI she broke up with me to get back with her women.  :( Not a big deal, I wasn't really emotionally attatched, but I did learn a valuable lesson: Bi-Girls are trouble because they can't make up their minds about anything.

   Because really, the only reason to date a Bi girl is for the sex.  ;D

Not really. I've been dating a bisexual woman for over 3 years now.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Thanatos on March 19, 2010, 10:40:32 AM
Last couple girls I've made time with have been into girls too.  I'm not sure if the world is getting more awesome or I'm getting luckier or what.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: JC on March 23, 2010, 01:14:22 AM
I've got an even better one!

I've been dating a non-bisexual girl for many months and we are very happy.

Errr...

My story is boring.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: AcdQueen89 on March 23, 2010, 01:30:23 AM
according to an online test, my bf is 28% gay
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: BlueCross on March 23, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
according to an online test, my bf is 28% gay

Which bits would that include?

(Freudian misspelling of bitch?)

Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: AcdQueen89 on March 24, 2010, 12:08:31 AM
i assume the parts that mostly grew up without a father. (from about age 6, i believe it was essentially just his mom)
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Swash on March 24, 2010, 07:35:09 AM
according to an online test, my bf is 28% gay

So he only likes the cock a quarter of the time?  Say, for one week in the month?
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Night Owl on March 25, 2010, 04:15:26 AM
Last couple girls I've made time with have been into girls too.  I'm not sure if the world is getting more awesome or I'm getting luckier or what.

I always found those chicks kind of disappointing, truthfully. Gimme one who's just into guys any day.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: Hoopy Frood on March 25, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
Last couple girls I've made time with have been into girls too.  I'm not sure if the world is getting more awesome or I'm getting luckier or what.

I always found those chicks kind of disappointing, truthfully. Gimme one who's just into guys any day.

The one I'm with is better than the ex-wife, and the ex-wife was straight, so clearly mileage may vary.
Title: Re: Love stinks... for a completely different reason this time.
Post by: JC on March 26, 2010, 03:31:20 AM
Last couple girls I've made time with have been into girls too.  I'm not sure if the world is getting more awesome or I'm getting luckier or what.

Yeah, that lesbian porn is something, isn't it?