Making this up as I go and I'm loopy on painkillers so this should be...interesting.
With the number of virii making the jump from animal to human lately, I think it's high time we looked at the threat of a computer to human virus transmission. Here's some signs to watch out for.
The urge to send love letters to all of your friends even though you're likely to sneeze into the envelopes.
A tendency to throw away important paperwork.
Your house is steadily getting messier and more cluttered.
You make groaning noises during relatively routine tasks.
Things you were certain you'd put in a safe place are unaccountably missing.
Naked people start jumping out at you in the street offering you cheap rates to see their friends.
Very official looking people offer to give you a medical checkup in exchange for $15.
