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I do so want this not to be true :(
« on: May 06, 2008, 09:54:54 PM »
"Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354327,00.html

I keep thinking, "OK, there's a bunch of really stupid people in this world.  But on the whole, we're pretty good."

And then I read the above crap.

People.
Are.
Stupid.
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 10:56:54 PM »
They're claiming he broke other rules.

But either way, this is retarded.
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 11:27:41 PM »
=looks at Aldy and Kama, nods=
We'll be back, Folks. We have a... misunderstanding to clear up.
=bamfs away=
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 12:32:22 AM »
=looks at Aldy and Kama, nods=
We'll be back, Folks. We have a... misunderstanding to clear up.
=bamfs away=

I think when you took that last left turn, I kept going straight.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 12:37:49 AM »
*headscratch*

He didn't even cast...magic missile!
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 02:17:08 AM »
*headscratch*

He didn't even cast...magic missile!

At the dark!
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 02:28:04 AM »
Good thing the guy didn't try to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 04:57:55 AM »
*headscratch*

He didn't even cast...magic missile!

At the dark!

Roll the dice! Find out if I score with those chicks!
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 07:07:26 AM »
Wizardy? Are we living in the dark ages again?

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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2008, 03:00:44 PM »
Wizardy? Are we living in the dark ages again?

If she weighs the same as a duck... then...
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2008, 11:16:42 PM »
She's made of wood!
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Re: I do so want this not to be true :(
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2008, 05:31:51 PM »
*groans*

If that shit held sway here, I'd be outta a job ages ago :S


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