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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Best review of the big news in 2008 you'll find
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 01:29:27 AM »
Hehe yeah my parents showed me that the other day. He's pretty funny. Still not as good as Dave Barry though  ;)
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Re: Best review of the big news in 2008 you'll find
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 09:18:11 PM »
Hehe yeah my parents showed me that the other day. He's pretty funny. Still not as good as Dave Barry though  ;)

Very few are. But Dave Barry doesn't sing the news in review. (Though, he does sing and play guitar in the Rock Bottom Remainders, which has included other authors such as Stephen King and Matt Gorening).
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!