Author Topic: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.  (Read 3009 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Hoopy Frood

  • Señor Vorpal Kickasso
  • Administrator
  • Unwashed Villager
  • ******
  • Posts: 1616
  • Fnord!
    • View Profile
What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« on: December 19, 2008, 02:02:08 PM »
Happy Birthday, Shard.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Sylvee Bee

  • Unwashed Journeyman
  • ****
  • Posts: 503
    • View Profile
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 03:32:17 PM »
Indeed, the best birthday week to you, in EVER!

 :guitarist:

my gift to you is world peace. it will take me awhile to get it to you, but since I started on the gift today....it doesn't count as being late. ;)

*hugs*
"there are not many people who can live up to the standard set by goldfish."
~KGF

Brugdor

  • Unwashed Addict
  • ******
  • Posts: 2198
  • Khazad ai-menu!
    • View Profile
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 07:03:19 PM »
Happy birthday!  :)
"When planning a new picture we don't think of grown ups and we don't think of children but just of that fine, clean, unspoiled spot down deep in every one of us that maybe the world has made us forget and that maybe our pictures can help recall." - Walt Disney

Ymir

  • Desert Nomad
  • **
  • Posts: 66
  • The Lizard of Oz
    • View Profile
    • Ymirisms
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 10:35:47 PM »
Have a wonderful birthday.

May it be a mean, nasty, supercharged, intercooled birthday with high-flow quad exhaust, hydraulic cam, nitrous fogger, double row timing chain and high energy sump.

Cheers
Never argue with an idiot - you might win.

Doombot

  • Unwashed Addict
  • ******
  • Posts: 2474
  • Unwashed Photoshop Goddess
    • View Profile
    • Owl's Pals
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 10:47:53 PM »
Happy Birthday! You get a toaster that's been exposed to gamma and cosmic rays, while splashed with a radioactive isotope from a broken canister, after it was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


Sylvee Bee

  • Unwashed Journeyman
  • ****
  • Posts: 503
    • View Profile
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 01:18:46 AM »
man, toasters get all the luck!

I have always wanted to be bitten by a radioactive spider!

"there are not many people who can live up to the standard set by goldfish."
~KGF

Shard

  • Desert Nomad
  • **
  • Posts: 98
    • View Profile
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 01:36:19 AM »
Thank you. I deserve this.

AcdQueen89

  • Unwashed Villager
  • *****
  • Posts: 1089
  • Mostly Harmless
    • View Profile
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 07:31:29 PM »
happy birthday, even though i know i'm kinda really late and all. i'll bring bread if it helps.
In case of rapture, can I have your car?

Petrarch

  • Unwashed Apprentice
  • ****
  • Posts: 307
    • View Profile
Re: What a surprise! It's another December birthday.
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2009, 10:50:40 PM »
Happy (belated) Bday - hope it was a good one.