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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 12:26:41 AM »
new hottness avatar. =D

Not in my book.  :(

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2007, 03:22:48 AM »
Who of any noteworthiness is Matt Damian?
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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2007, 01:27:43 AM »
ben aflek's love child with kevin smith.


or something along those lines.
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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2007, 05:04:22 AM »
Oh, you mean Matt Damon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/)...

Ok... I give up.  How on earth do you post a link where the linked text is NOT the URL?  The button just gives me <url> tags.

Obviously I wanted the text "Matt Damon" to be a hyperlink to the following URL.  Can't for the life of me figure it out.
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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2007, 02:39:47 PM »
The trick is to put your link text inside the url tags.  So inside your tag brackets (that's the square brackets) you'd put url="http:whatever" and then you put your link text in, then put a closing url tag (/url)

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2007, 03:57:49 AM »
Ok.  Trying <url=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/>Matt Damon</url>

(but with square brackets, obviously.)

Matt Damon


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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2007, 05:32:32 AM »
If you use Firefox (and who doesn't love a good Fox?), try the Make Link extension.

Make HTML or ForumCode links

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2007, 02:09:08 PM »
ben aflek's love child with kevin smith.

1)  I know who Matt Damon is.

2) Who of any noteworthiness is Ben Aflek?
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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2007, 11:29:53 PM »
ben aflek's love child with kevin smith.

1)  I know who Matt Damon is.

Matt Damon!

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2) Who of any noteworthiness is Ben Aflek?

I think it was that dude that starred in a movie about a blind dude that fights crime...
Blind Fury, I think it was called.
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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2007, 04:05:53 AM »
I think it was that dude that starred in a movie about a blind dude that fights crime...
Blind Fury, I think it was called.

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2007, 06:04:54 AM »
I think it was that dude that starred in a movie about a blind dude that fights crime...
Blind Fury, I think it was called.

LOL...  Gotta love Dolf.

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2007, 05:17:06 PM »
2) Who of any noteworthiness is Ben Aflek?

he's in almost every kevin smith movie. he was once known as benifer. i think he wrote good will hunting.
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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2007, 05:33:01 PM »
I think it was that dude that starred in a movie about a blind dude that fights crime...
Blind Fury, I think it was called.

LOL...  Gotta love Dolf.

Hehe, Rutger Hauer actually. Dolph Lundgren isn't in that one. :)

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2007, 05:53:22 PM »
Rutger or Dolph?  No one really knows...

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Re: Nifty features of the new board
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2007, 08:10:02 PM »
Hehe, Rutger Hauer actually. Dolph Lundgren isn't in that one. :)

There's a name I haven't heard in a while. The last thing I saw him in was a few episodes of Smallville a few seasons ago. And of course there's his most memorable role/moment http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dk70YMVuULg
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