Ever since my readings on the topic of George Bataille and his secretive Acephale cult (and critical art magazine on Nietzsche!), I have wanted to be a genuine deluded mystic. To this end, I hereby found the UV Cult of the Goat open to all who profess a wide range of vague beliefs in a somewhat corporeal, not-quite-human Goat-like God-being (of nondescript gender, race and dietary affiliation).
Another thread on this board has suggested the legendary Shub-Niggurath as a possible fountainhead of the Goat Cult Pantheon, but TomCo did note his apparent weakness to axes (and dammit if I found a cult with weak, Goat-God monsters).
Are there any plausible suggestions for a deity?