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Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« on: January 19, 2008, 12:52:03 AM »
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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 03:36:54 AM »
LOL at this line.

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My favorite line? "People are looking to Scientologists for answers."

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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 06:14:16 PM »
Those people are pathetic.

Cruise claims that if there is an accident (such as a car accident on the highwa), only Scientologists can help.

Sick fuckers.
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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 09:50:16 PM »
Tom Cruise is on some serious drugs

...or needs to be
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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 04:25:34 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on January 21, 2008, 06:14:16 PM
Those people are pathetic.

Cruise claims that if there is an accident (such as a car accident on the highwa), only Scientologists can help.

Sick fuckers.

Help arrange accidents to 'fair game' enemies.

The term Fair Game is used to describe various aggressive policies and practices carried out by the Church of Scientology towards people and groups it perceives as its enemies.
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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 06:22:11 PM »
He is scarry... Jesus, no wonder he's so brainwashed.
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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2008, 11:20:26 PM »
Watching that video makes me feel like Tom Cruise just opened my skull and used my brain as a toilet.
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Re: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2008, 05:18:58 AM »
The Mission Impossible theme was annoying.

I wonder if that's some sort of psychological technique to wear you down with repetitious music.

And those eyes! He's got crazy eyes!

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Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

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