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Re: Wha?
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2007, 02:32:37 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on August 20, 2007, 11:47:43 PM
I wouldn't worry about it; it was just a boob that got away from him.

I hate when boobs get away from me.
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2007, 02:39:10 AM »
Don't we all. :)
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2007, 05:29:24 PM »
i love being a girl.
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2007, 05:50:49 PM »
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on August 21, 2007, 05:29:24 PM
i love being a girl.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think all the guys on this board just got dissed.

Hey, we like things other than boobs!  Such as... um... well...

Football!  Yeh, American or Other!  Especially if wenches are playing...

And we like... um... er...

Food!  Food!

See!  We're not so shallow after all--- hey, check out that rack!
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2007, 06:59:15 PM »
Breasts are not the only thing men like.

They just make everything else we like better. : )
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2007, 07:04:00 PM »
See? More wise sayings, proving men are not dorks.

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Re: Wha?
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2007, 11:04:04 PM »
And I love being a guy.

I don't have to line up for the bathroom and I can eat a banana without having people stare at me.

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Re: Wha?
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2007, 11:10:46 PM »
OK, already, so I meant to say "not ALL men are dorks..."
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2007, 11:50:39 PM »
Quote from: The SysMan on August 21, 2007, 11:04:04 PM
And I love being a guy.

I don't have to line up for the bathroom and I can eat a banana without having people stare at me.

[/generalisation]

Some of us break off bits of bananas and eat bite size chunks. ;)

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Re: Wha?
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2007, 02:02:03 AM »
Quote from: Doombot on August 21, 2007, 11:50:39 PM
Quote from: The SysMan on August 21, 2007, 11:04:04 PM
And I love being a guy.

I don't have to line up for the bathroom and I can eat a banana without having people stare at me.

[/generalisation]

Some of us break off bits of bananas and eat bite size chunks. ;)

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Re: Wha?
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2007, 06:21:16 PM »
Quote from: BlueCross on August 21, 2007, 05:50:49 PM
Hey, we like things other than boobs!  Such as... um... well...

i was half referenceing off of hoopy's not liking boobs leaving. i was jsut pointing out that i never have that problem.

*glances down*

this bra makes them feel soooo huge.

like bigger than fat-lars's boobs.
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2007, 09:46:44 PM »
Quote from: The SysMan on August 21, 2007, 11:04:04 PM
And I love being a guy.

I don't have to line up for the bathroom and I can eat a banana without having people stare at me.

damn damn damn i never really thought about the banana thing. i guess it is a sexual fruit. still though! you men are pervs!
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2007, 09:49:08 PM »
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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2007, 11:00:28 PM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on August 23, 2007, 09:46:44 PM
Quote from: The SysMan on August 21, 2007, 11:04:04 PM
And I love being a guy.

I don't have to line up for the bathroom and I can eat a banana without having people stare at me.
damn damn damn i never really thought about the banana thing. i guess it is a sexual fruit. still though! you men are pervs!

Yeah, Testosterone has a really pronounced effect on the male brain... but I aint complainin'.
Wimminz gots curves and I likes em :P
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One thing confuses me, though. It has been said that men "catch a glimpse" of women to judge their capacity for breeding (or some such thing. Humour me for a moment)
You know, breast size, hip shape, thighs, general attractiveness/symmetry (Which works both ways). You know, from an evolutionary stand-point, looking at such things works.
My question is: Why do most women check out mens butts. Since when was the butt important? Was it necessary in the past to crack open nuts while hunting/gathering? Or is it more modern?

Somebody explain! >.<
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Re: Wha?
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2007, 11:19:12 PM »
OK, listen up...

There was this study (link googled on request) where they studied what men and women looked at when looking at... um... porn.

Men almost always looked at the face first.  This is where they get the immediate response 'yeh baby' or 'fok off' signals.  Then they start perusing other parts.

Women almost always start with the package.  They want to see the ... uh... performance specs.  So they're not really lookng at your butt. 

*nod*
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"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD
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