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How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« on: August 10, 2007, 02:36:47 AM »
From the minds that brought you "How to be a Perfect Girlfriend":

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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 03:49:40 AM »
Ahh, now for the practice...
Hmm, I sense a problem. >.<
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 03:46:30 PM »
Tie a bra around a pillow and put some oranges in the cups.

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Not that I ever....

did that...
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 06:25:37 PM »
I like that look I sometimes get from guys when I do the: Reach under the back of my blouse, Unhook the back, put my hand into a sleeve, pull out a bra strap, pull my arm out from it, reach into the other sleeve and pull out my bra like Jennio The Magician.

(Not that I do it all the time... it's a reference to throughout the ages...)

I get the look probably not unlike Prometheus got when he gave the gift of fire.
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2007, 06:41:02 PM »
Quote from: Doombot on August 10, 2007, 06:25:37 PM
I like that look I sometimes get from guys when I do the: Reach under the back of my blouse, Unhook the back, put my hand into a sleeve, pull out a bra strap, pull my arm out from it, reach into the other sleeve and pull out my bra like Jennio The Magician.

(Not that I do it all the time... it's a reference to throughout the ages...)

I get the look probably not unlike Prometheus got when he gave the gift of fire.

Hmmm... this is a bit hard for me to visualize.  You will probably have to make a video so that I can have a better unstanding of this phenomenon.
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2007, 07:03:59 PM »
I agree. Shirt optional, for the purpose of clarity of view.
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2007, 07:25:47 PM »
Quote from: Solwyn on August 10, 2007, 07:03:59 PM
I agree. Shirt optional, for the purpose of clarity of view.

Optional?  I don't think so.  We don't need no steenkin' shirt!
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2007, 07:28:11 PM »
See if BC says it, it works. And the lawsuit can only name me as an accessory.

Thanks for knocking that one out of the park buddy.  :guitarist:
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 08:11:44 PM »
Quote from: Solwyn on August 10, 2007, 07:28:11 PM
Thanks for knocking that one out of the park buddy.  :guitarist:

And that was #756, baby!
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2007, 11:40:30 PM »
How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed

And I quote:

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(...)you may need to eat a lot of junk food and cut down on exercise. All for her sake, what a perfect boyfriend you are.
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2007, 12:55:16 AM »
Problem with taking a girl's bra off with one hand is that she'll sit back, stare at you and say "You did NOT just take that off with one hand!" and then put it back on and demand you do it again.  Completely spoils the mood.

Oddly enough, I've never tried to take off a bra with two hands...
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2007, 11:20:51 PM »
I've never had to take off a bra. Girls here automatically do it for me. Like, they know its coming.
Or maybe its because I'm a geek and they hope I get the damn hint.
Which I do.

Oh boy do I EVER!!

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Okay, I'm over the excitement now.
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2007, 01:05:33 AM »
Swash is correct, I have found.  I DID do my 'due-diligence' back when I was a fledgling Romeo, and practiced til I got it down-pat. 

Now, I get one of two responses-

1.  Hey!  Nice job.  you got that thing off one-handed... (with internal thoughts that 'hey, he has done this before, and just might know what he is doing...)

Or...
2.  Hey!  WTF.  You got that thing off one-handed!  (with internal thoughts that 'hey, he has done this before, and just might know what he is doing... the bastard.)


The pinch-and-release (I was delighted to see that you Brits use the same term as I do) ain't that friggin' hard, guys. 
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2007, 04:20:53 AM »
Quote from: Solwyn on August 10, 2007, 03:46:30 PM
Tie a bra around a pillow and put some oranges in the cups.

...

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Not that I ever....

did that...

My question is where, as a single guy, are you comming by a bra?  Are you the bloke who steals your neighbour's unmentionables off their clothes line or do you just endure the damning stares of the K-mart checkout staff?
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Re: How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand.
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2007, 06:02:49 AM »
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Huh. I didn't pick up on that.
I feel stupid now >.<

"Excuse me, madam. May I borrow your bra for an empirical test?"
"Uhh..."
"Oh, and it would help immensely if you were still wearing it."
=SLAP!=

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