I thought there were portals to other worlds like in Land Of the Lost and various other stories.
I didn't want to find them because in most stories the people never got back or didn't get back for a long long time.
I also believe Santa was killed in Compton and later on killed by our the Air Force because he was flying from Russia. They thought he was a missile.
My Dad and Uncles were pretty twisted.
I can't help but laugh now. =)
ps. I didn't believe he died twice but that the first one was a lie.