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Tinfoil Hats aren't all they claim to be.
« on: November 02, 2007, 07:34:20 PM »
Even methods of thwarting the government conspiracies are conspiracies in of themselves.

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Re: Tinfoil Hats aren't all they claim to be.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2007, 07:37:55 PM »
I think I'd probably go with "The Centurian".
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Re: Tinfoil Hats aren't all they claim to be.
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 07:40:53 PM »
I just noticed that used 'Aluminium' instead of 'Aluminum.'  So perhaps the whole study is biased against the British government.
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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Tinfoil Hats aren't all they claim to be.
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 08:11:07 PM »
I heard using a tinfoil helmet is the WORST thing you can do if you're trying to protect yourself against CIA Mind Control Rays. The tinfoil acts like an antenna and focuses the rays on you thus making you more susceptible.
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Re: Tinfoil Hats aren't all they claim to be.
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2007, 09:01:24 PM »
Um...

Doomsie...

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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Tinfoil Hats aren't all they claim to be.
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2007, 10:17:30 PM »
Hello fellow forum friends! I am your compatriot Sowlyn! I am behaving completely normally, and nothing is wrong.  But just in case, why don't you all tell me your secret plans against he government? We can plan to legalize the bomb, or stop killing weeds! Or whatever it was we were planning on doing that would destroy the government!

 Also, make sure to wear your tin foil hats! They are very protective and stylish!
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