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Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2019, 12:47:24 PM »
We already have a "special relationship"  :D

And If it makes you feel better, I think Boris Johnson is a pretty cool dude. Also, the banter on your news program(me)s is hilarious.
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Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2019, 05:58:10 AM »
It's a sad state of affairs when Trump is a better alternative than a no-deal Brexit.
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Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2019, 04:40:47 PM »
We already have a "special relationship"  :D

And If it makes you feel better, I think Boris Johnson is a pretty cool dude. Also, the banter on your news program(me)s is hilarious.

No man, Boris is the worst. He's a calculating, power hungry monster, who couldn't run a bath. The only thing he accomplished as foreign secretary was getting an innocent woman arrested and held prisoner in Iran. He just shrugged it off, like it's a joke.

The man is desperate to become Prime Minister, no matter who gets hurt. This country needs him, like a dog needs ringworms.
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I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
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Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2019, 04:41:33 PM »
It's a sad state of affairs when Trump is a better alternative than a no-deal Brexit.

I'd say the comparison is like dog shit and cat shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
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Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2019, 01:54:04 AM »
Yeah, I can understand why you'd want to get out of there, between Brexit, increasing British-Irish tensions, Boris Johnson, a steep rise in nationalism, an expanding wage gap, and a monarchy that wasted $40,000 dollars of taxpayer money on a goddamned wedding.  Anywho, despite the whole anti-immigration charade, we've still got pretty much open borders for any non-"shithole" countries, so you're welcome any time.
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Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2019, 06:29:56 AM »
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!