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I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« on: August 08, 2007, 07:37:14 PM »
I run a little web page for a PBEM game (www.firish.com/BaM/BaM.html) and someone mentioned that we need a recruiting poster "Uncle Bonaparte needs you!"

Well... you know that 'famous' "Uncle Sam needs you!" poster?

Umm...

*cough*

*whistles...*
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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 07:50:46 PM »
*Swings down*

Someone call for the Photoshopper?

Do you just want the text changed or do you want someone's face merged into Uncle Sam's Face?
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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 07:51:56 PM »
Hmm.. That actually looks like an interesting game..

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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 07:58:02 PM »
hmmmm

interesting, I can move BCs picture around.


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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 08:41:32 PM »
Blah.. BC's napping again.

Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 11:44:28 PM »
Blah.. BC's napping again.



Ah... *yaaaaaawn...*

Huh? *cough-cough-spewtle*

Um...

Oh yeh...

"Uncle Bonaparte needs you!" (or 'wants' you?? whatever...)

but with Uncle Bonaparte's face.



or something similar.

:D

Thankee!

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
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"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
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"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 11:45:28 PM »
 :dozey:

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2007, 06:21:31 AM »
How's this?

Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2007, 09:21:36 AM »
Haha!  :laugh:


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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2007, 08:39:47 PM »
Heh, that's great!  I'm using it.  So where do I send the money?
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 08:48:32 PM »
Just stay sweet.

It's the greatest gift of all.

 ;D
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2007, 09:47:31 PM »
Just stay sweet.

It's the greatest gift of all.

 ;D

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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2007, 10:16:54 PM »
Just stay sweet.

It's the greatest gift of all.

 ;D

*Barf*

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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2007, 11:37:38 PM »
Great. Now this thread can't stop without slowing down first.
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Re: I need something photoshopped! *cough-Doomsie-cough*
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2007, 04:35:46 AM »
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!