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Ziggy Stardust

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Introducing Myself
« on: January 30, 2019, 05:46:59 PM »
Hello, nice to meet you,
I must admit,
I’m a fan of fallout...
Well, no shit
I was waiting to get verified,
Since the dawn of time,
Which was long enough to make this post rhyme,
You may know me from my NMA,
Where everybody thinks that Fallout 3 is gay,
I like Pink Floyd and Queen,
My age is fourteen,
And that’s all I wrote,
So start gathering your tangerines
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start, CHEAT ACTIVATED:  You’ve unlocked my heart.

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2019, 03:23:54 AM »
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2019, 04:59:37 AM »
Welcome dude!
I think I was about 14 when I joined the village (14 years ago). You'd be surprised how much things change, yet also how much they stay the same.
We're not particularly active now, but we do have some fresh members who pop in occasionally and have some, er, interesting things to say.

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2019, 03:27:43 PM »
 *hands you a cow suit and passes out sticks for everyone*

::Pelts with Tangerines!::

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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2019, 01:16:53 AM »
Rule #1 always dress up in a flame retardant suit before expressing anything positive about Fallout 3 before going on NMA. :P

I used all of my tangerines making snowmen this week. I have bricks though, will they do?
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Re: Introducing Myself
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2019, 09:43:46 PM »
Welcome Ziggy. *obligatory random citrus pelting*

I'm really curious - how did you find us? We aren't exactly the most thriving community anymore.