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Drunk post
« on: December 01, 2018, 01:08:46 AM »
Don’t you hate it when you’re a bottle deep in to a Southern comfort binge and all you can think to say is “I love you guys?”

Clearly the subtext here is that i’m Undoubtedly drunk but my perspective has matured, right?

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Re: Drunk post
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2018, 02:41:30 AM »
Don’t you hate it when you’re a bottle deep in to a Southern comfort binge

Yes. I can unequivocally state that I would hate being bottle deep into a SoCo binge.

Full disclosure, I'd hate it after the first shot.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!