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Chucara

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PANIC!
« on: November 20, 2018, 08:54:17 PM »
Or don't panic, whatever.

Our hosts over at one.com has pushed all their customers onto PHP 7.2. We were running an older version. Due to this, the site has been displaying a 500 error recently.

I have temporarily rolled us back to PHP 5.2, and I am upgrading the SMF forum software now. After this, I will roll back to the latest stable PHP version and everything should hopefully be hunkydory again.

Otherwise, I would urge you to panic.
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Re: PANIC!
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2018, 09:10:34 PM »
Erhm. Ok.

The danger is over. We are all safe. I'd like to take the moment to appreciate that very few of you turned to cannibalism during this immense crisis. Keep up the good work guys!

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Re: PANIC!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2018, 04:30:32 AM »
I'd like to take the moment to appreciate that very few of you turned to cannibalism during this immense crisis. 

Yes. Yes. No canniblism at all. Just ignore those bones over there.

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Re: PANIC!
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2018, 10:07:04 PM »
Thank you for keeping the site alive, Chucara! I was afraid it was gone for good this time. Then what would we do?
Where has it gone?
What I see all around me,
has always been there.
Strangely enough I always found it missing.


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Re: PANIC!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2018, 05:43:42 PM »
Thank you for keeping the site alive, Chucara! I was afraid it was gone for good this time. Then what would we do?
hmmm Cannibalism?  8)
But it'll help

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Re: PANIC!
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2018, 11:35:29 PM »
Thank you for keeping the site alive, Chucara! I was afraid it was gone for good this time. Then what would we do?
Good question. Eat surströmning? Which as a Dane is what I assume Swedes do for the majority of their day.

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Re: PANIC!
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2018, 04:13:36 AM »
Thank you for keeping the site alive, Chucara! I was afraid it was gone for good this time. Then what would we do?

Go to the Vestibule of course
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