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The Most Metal Deaths in Middle Earth
« on: August 10, 2015, 01:36:49 AM »
This thread is especially for Sanction/Gretchy if he's still around since he's the UV's resident metal band member.

Most "best of" lists suck. Not this one....

http://the-toast.net/2015/06/23/the-most-metal-deaths-in-middle-earth-ranked/

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Gandalf’s death was so metal he came back to life a different fucking color.
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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