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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #45 on: November 01, 2007, 12:32:37 AM »
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2007, 02:10:35 AM »
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #47 on: November 01, 2007, 02:37:14 AM »
Quote from: Doombot on October 31, 2007, 10:40:43 PM
"When this baby hit 102 miles per hour... you're going to see some serious ****"

Marty doesn't have time to accelerate to 102 miles per hour and hits the photo booth at 99 miles per hour.

Actually, he'd be fine since it took 88 MPH to activate the time jump.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #48 on: November 01, 2007, 02:51:58 AM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on November 01, 2007, 02:37:14 AM
Quote from: Doombot on October 31, 2007, 10:40:43 PM
"When this baby hit 102 miles per hour... you're going to see some serious ****"

Marty doesn't have time to accelerate to 102 miles per hour and hits the photo booth at 99 miles per hour.

Actually, he'd be fine since it took 88 MPH to activate the time jump.

I think that was the whole point
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2007, 07:00:18 AM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on November 01, 2007, 02:37:14 AM
Quote from: Doombot on October 31, 2007, 10:40:43 PM
"When this baby hit 102 miles per hour... you're going to see some serious ****"

Marty doesn't have time to accelerate to 102 miles per hour and hits the photo booth at 99 miles per hour.

Actually, he'd be fine since it took 88 MPH to activate the time jump.

You're not thinking 4th dimensionally Hoopy. Doc picked 102 instead of 88 to activate the time jump. Since Marty never got to 102, he never traveled in time to avoid the photo booth.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2007, 03:44:06 PM »
hahahhaha this is a great thread!

black mamba brings a gun to her own wedding and kills bill before he can shoot her.

when the monkey presents simba to the pridelands, he accidentally drops him.

the dude doesn't like the rug that got peed on, so he just throws it away.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2007, 09:49:55 PM »
The Transporter drives into a brick wall and spends the next 8 weeks in traction.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2007, 12:08:03 AM »
The Horse Whisperer talks to Mr. Ed who gets severely pissed and kicks him in the larynx.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2007, 12:17:46 AM »
"I better not spend too much time in the magic store. Someone might steal mahhhh bike. Heeah haa."
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2007, 09:26:26 PM »
"Tragedy in Smallville was discovered as the remains of Martha and Johnathan Kent were found after their truck was damaged by a nearby meteorite."

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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2009, 12:31:32 AM »
Quote from: Doombot on October 31, 2007, 10:40:43 PM
Marty doesn't have time to accelerate to 102 miles per hour and hits the photo booth at 99 miles per hour.

 :laugh:
I'm so stealing that for a video.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2009, 03:08:02 AM »
Quote from: Loveshack on February 02, 2009, 12:31:32 AM
Quote from: Doombot on October 31, 2007, 10:40:43 PM
Marty doesn't have time to accelerate to 102 miles per hour and hits the photo booth at 99 miles per hour.

 :laugh:
I'm so stealing that for a video.

That could be a nice video series. Ruin a movie. =)
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #57 on: February 10, 2009, 02:32:15 AM »
Quote from: Kiwi Paradox on October 02, 2007, 11:45:33 PM
The Dread Pirate Roberts really does kill Wesley in the morning.

Kiwi, this made me laugh SO HARD. I don't think you got enough points for this post. +1000.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #58 on: February 10, 2009, 08:10:45 PM »
I aim to please, Mrs. Fish :D
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2009, 08:25:08 PM »
Terminator franchise -

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