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Ymir

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Guilty Pleasure
« on: September 28, 2007, 01:46:41 AM »
The dark holds my empty hand
The stars have turned away
Time to stroke my guilty pleasure
It’s cold – but that’s my way.
I shield it from prying eyes
Take it out when drunk or tired
Polish it with some guilty pleasure
Until my brow is perspired.
I tell no-one of my guilty pleasure
Lest they not understand
I’m left with my shameful smile
And the darkness in my hand.

Cheers
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 01:52:15 AM »
Quote from: Ymir on September 28, 2007, 01:46:41 AM
The dark holds my empty hand
The stars have turned away
Time to stroke my guilty pleasure
It’s cold – but that’s my way.
I shield it from prying eyes
Take it out when drunk or tired
Polish it with some guilty pleasure
Until my brow is perspired.
I tell no-one of my guilty pleasure
Lest they not understand
I’m left with my shameful smile
And the darkness in my hand.

Cheers

That's ok. I like Victoria Bitter Beer too.
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 06:26:18 AM »
I was thinking coffee.

*takes a sip of his own guilty pleasure*
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 06:53:10 AM »
I was thinking a banjo

though if I knew how to play that I'd brag!
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 05:16:51 PM »
WD-40?
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 05:35:15 PM »
A piece of onyx?
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 07:31:53 PM »
My soul?
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2007, 11:33:58 PM »
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 11:40:15 PM »
dentures?
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 11:43:08 PM »
I agree with Doomsie. Beer.
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2007, 11:46:26 PM »
The problem with the Beer Theory is how does 'polishing' fit in?

And why do it secretly?  (unless he's doing in it the loo at school)

Nah... not beer.
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2007, 11:51:32 PM »
I KNOW!!!!

The engine on his car!!!

*I win*
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2007, 11:55:58 PM »
Quote from: BlueCross on September 28, 2007, 11:46:26 PM
The problem with the Beer Theory is how does 'polishing' fit in?

And why do it secretly?  (unless he's doing in it the loo at school)

Nah... not beer.

Either he just polished it off... or it's near that country next to Germany that I forgot about. The one the Nazi's invaded.
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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2007, 12:03:14 AM »
Guatemala?
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"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Guilty Pleasure
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2007, 12:46:10 AM »
Good Lord - never in my wildest dreams would I have anticipated the results.

 :guitarist:

I guess that's why we keep coming here...

Cheers

(It was my collection of toy cars, most of which I've owned since I was young - they get awfully dusty. Owl was closest - free beer when next we meet.)
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