Dude, you remind me of me. A lot. It's half that you're lazy; I'm pretty lazy. But, well. The other half is that I'm a pussy. Now, I'm not calling you a pussy, I'm just saying that I'm a pussy and you act exactly the way I do in every particular. Writing is scary, man. People might read it and say mean things! BUT WE MUST OVERCOME. All you have to do to be a writer is write.