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You knew this day was coming...
« on: July 04, 2013, 12:11:12 PM »
The morning begins like any independence day; the village is foggy and desolate with the only ambience coming from the creaks and clunks of spambots running through the streets.

The fog begins to clear as a ship docks at the harbour, the ship is a Viking longship with the British flag painted across its sails and the ship holds an army of chavs armed with cricket bats and bicycle chains.

The crudely equipped army begin to storm the beach...

"Today is the day that we take Americaland back!" Their leader cries from the stocks.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2013, 12:21:39 AM »
I demand to know where the British got that ship!

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2013, 12:36:37 AM »
I demand to know where the British got that ship!

It has been in production for over a year dear boy!
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The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2013, 12:40:26 AM »
I thought we'd sold them to the French or something like that.

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2013, 12:34:29 PM »
No, these were built with the expressed intention of invading 'murica!
Now, advance mechanized infantry!
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2013, 11:44:40 PM »
I also thought we established last year that we didn't really want them back anyway.

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2013, 12:36:54 AM »
You established that, I seek to rebuild the British empire. :)
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 04:58:31 AM »
Murica
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2013, 06:20:15 AM »
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2013, 09:01:43 PM »
You k ow they tried that once..... Then Hutch sent me a link here
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2013, 10:48:09 PM »
Americans! The promise of liberty fought for by your forefathers has been perverted and betrayed. Obama is at least as bad as King George III, except that he isn't mad - he wants to remove your liberty (what he has not already got) and reduce you to sheep. I don't believe Queen Elizabeth II wants this, nor would it benefit her. Is there still enough strength in the Colonies to face evil and beard the lion in his lair? We can still face the securocrats and beat them with democracy. We can bring MI6 to heel, and the CIA and FBI too. They, even in their evil, can be brought to face the justice of democracy.

Benjamin Frankin spoke a creed which was by the law at the time both wrong and evil - but he was right! Can the Americans of today live up to the example of their heroic forefathers?

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2013, 01:50:32 AM »
Benjamin Frankin spoke a creed which was by the law at the time both wrong and evil - but he was right!

Only nine pints to get to this?  Perhaps you counted wrong.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2013, 11:35:34 AM »
Wait... where'd the chavs go?
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2013, 11:54:21 PM »
Noooooooooooo! They ate little Jimmy and stole my power armor. :'(
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