Oof. Your timeline sounds about right; I'm 28 going on 29 now, and I wrote that shit when I was 15-16, so 13 years seems about perfect. It's, uhm. It was a big deal to me at the time? And it's still kinda funny. I think. Maybe not.
Dude, though, I just remembered, the whole reason I stopped was that I lost the last five because I was a dumbass teenager and I screwed up on angelfire somehow, you still had them!? I know I posted that shit! Hell! I don't know whether to kiss you or slug you!