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Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
« on: December 10, 2012, 03:10:14 AM »
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Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.


the article is a bit old, i just heard about it on a podcast
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 09:55:17 AM »
Sorry I lost it when I read the title of the movie he was in "Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go"
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2012, 09:12:37 PM »
Man! I was taken in for a second.  Much crude hilarity there.

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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2012, 09:07:14 AM »
The UK varient of the old supermarket tabloid I assume?
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2012, 09:38:26 AM »
No they were never as funny.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 09:38:42 PM »
Well, at least the Sunday Sport is more funny than the Sun, and, in a strange way, more truthful as well! At least the Sport never hired a witch-doctor to counter an evil German voodoo curse put on the England world cup team!
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