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Panhandling for boobs
« on: July 17, 2012, 11:32:58 PM »
Sometimes America is just wonderful.

The new patron saint of panhandlers?

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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 12:45:45 AM »
Sometimes I worry about you
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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 03:00:16 AM »
Great Caesar's ghost!

Look - her ladybumps are desirable without inflation.

I may well be a b.f. , but I'm a b.f. with standards. Neither Lolo Ferrari nor the woman in today's star are attractive to me.

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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 02:48:21 PM »
I had this idea first!

Sadly not many wanted to chip in for the moobs operation...
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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 08:54:19 PM »
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on July 18, 2012, 12:45:45 AM
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Hey, I didn't write the article!  But I would have if they had asked me.



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"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 11:23:09 PM »
Quote from: BlueCross on July 18, 2012, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on July 18, 2012, 12:45:45 AM
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Hey, I didn't write the article!  But I would have if they had asked me.

Would I be allowed to do the illustrations?
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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 11:38:55 PM »
Quote from: The Hanged Man on July 18, 2012, 11:23:09 PM
Quote from: BlueCross on July 18, 2012, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on July 18, 2012, 12:45:45 AM
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Hey, I didn't write the article!  But I would have if they had asked me.

Would I be allowed to do the illustrations?

Um...

Yes.

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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2012, 12:46:33 AM »
* facepalm *
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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2012, 07:18:51 PM »
ok, I don't mind a ten second commercial. I get that everything online has its price.

But I will not sit through a thirty second commercial. Even for boobs (give me thirty seconds online, and I will find many, many boobs).
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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2012, 10:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Night Owl on July 21, 2012, 07:18:51 PM
ok, I don't mind a ten second commercial. I get that everything online has its price.

But I will not sit through a thirty second commercial. Even for boobs (give me thirty seconds online, and I will find many, many boobs).

Did you mean the above link?  I don't get a commercial when I click it.  In fact, the whole video is only 48 seconds long, and the 'boob' (actually, 'bikini') shot occurs about 10 seconds into it.

Or is something else happening?
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"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Panhandling for boobs
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2012, 01:24:43 AM »
Advertisements annoy me, now more than ever.

Mainly when I watch TV shows online to catch up, one time they broke an advert in every 10 minutes in a 45 minute show...

It was the same advert over and over again... it's worse than the ones on TV.
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I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

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