Worse than 'Stuck Song Syndrome'...

[BlueCross]

How about...

'Stuck Jingle Syndrome'

Ugh!

Recently I've been afflicted with a Stuck Jingle so nefarious, so blatantly untuneful, so... so... BAD that I've had to resort to prayer and alcohol to exorcise this new demon.

Unsuccessfully, I might add.

I would share with you the exact nature of the perpetrator but I can envision this malady spreading into the Village, and then outward into the entire world until the Earth is brought to its knees by this unnamed blight.  I could not possibly shoulder such a burden, and thus, the jingle will remain anonymous.

However, I can assure you that if the above pandemic were to occur, Subway would be the richest sandwich franchise in the world.

And the most hated.

[MrWeasel]

wouldn't be a stupid collage add that's been airing recently (won't mention name as the jingle is NOT in my head at moment)

[Xerxes]

Is it that bloody tenor with the silly mustache who invites one to compare one's car insurance? Almost as bad as those damn meerkats.

If it is, even alcohol will not dispel it - you need a black cockerel, a sharp meat cleaver, 2.125 kg of animal blood (note weight not volume), a billy-goat, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells III played backwards at full volume, and a nude picture of Andi Osho.

[TK]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

[BlueCross]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

[Swash]

There are times I'm glad I don't watch tv anymore.  This is one of those times.

[Solwyn]

wouldn't be a stupid collage add that's been airing recently (won't mention name as the jingle is NOT in my head at moment)

Get connected... for free.... it's edu-cation con-nection....

GET CONNECTED... FOR FREE... IT'S ED- SPILL THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

[TK]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

[BlueCross]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

[Hoopy Frood]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

It frequently is.

[TK]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Alcohol and pyramid posts FTW!

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

It frequently is.

Hmm seems that I embedded my comment in the pyramid..... a little like where's wally

[Xerxes]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

It frequently is.

Ah, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Xerxes (who is currently drinking Theakston's Old Peculier).

[Swash]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

It frequently is.

Ah, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Xerxes (who is currently drinking Theakston's Old Peculier).

Pyramid quoting seems appropriate, since the Egyptians are often cited as inventing beer.

[Hoopy Frood]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

It frequently is.

Ah, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Xerxes (who is currently drinking Theakston's Old Peculier).

Pyramid quoting seems appropriate, since the Egyptians are often cited as inventing beer.

Little known fact:  the original brewers were women.

[BlueCross]

I've found a way to cope with these horrible jingles; Ride of the Valkyries or the Imperial March drives them out completely.

*cries*

Did it work?

Actually, I'm thinking that alcohol may be the solution.

It frequently is.

Ah, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Xerxes (who is currently drinking Theakston's Old Peculier).

Pyramid quoting seems appropriate, since the Egyptians are often cited as inventing beer.

Little known fact:  the original brewers were women.

Hank Aaron was female???