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Thanatos

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Okay, so, I'm pretty sure I'm the king of everything
« on: November 02, 2011, 10:40:34 AM »
Listen, I lay a bunch of bullshit on my family and the women who harass me, but I'll tell you guys the truth.  I got laid off in august of 2009, I spent two and a half months drunk, I sobered up, applied for a job, got it.  I'd say that the way the world works I've been unemployed since may or something?  Anyway in all that time I just bullshitted everybody, the women,  my family, everybody, jesus fuck, why won't people just leave me alone! 

Anyway five days ago I was like, I should get a job, so I applied for a job, and then I had a job. hahahah, fuck everybody!
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Re: Okay, so, I'm pretty sure I'm the king of everything
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 10:42:25 AM »
Man, I just tried to read the post above, and it was completely incomprehensible.  None of that shit made even the slightest bit of sense.  Whoever wrote that shit must be some kind of drunk asshole.  Speaking of which, it's november!  NANOWRIMO, HOORAY
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Re: Okay, so, I'm pretty sure I'm the king of everything
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 05:00:54 PM »
The Evil Twins have reappeared.
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Re: Okay, so, I'm pretty sure I'm the king of everything
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 06:50:00 PM »
Than has ever been so far as to decide what to do more like and now is almost near to decision.
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Re: Okay, so, I'm pretty sure I'm the king of everything
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 09:21:57 PM »
Sense? What is this "sense" thing as applied to forum posts?

I am intrigued by the idea and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh, and Thanatos, as a chap who has had to go through the whole withdrawal-from-alcohol thing, serious kudos to you for managing it. Especially after ten weeks - my worst time was after seven weeks on the booze and that was damned unpleasant. Even with my GP's support and a few Valium (incidentally, if they ever offer you clordiazepoxide, flush it down the loo - it made me completely batshit insane), it was two weeks of hell.

Good luck with the new job!
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