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Thanatos

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So, hey, remember how I like to pretend I'm gonna be an author
« on: June 09, 2011, 08:35:47 AM »
http://machineofdeath.net/

I've done made 290 dollars off of a short story that's five words long.  IT HAS BEGUN

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Re: So, hey, remember how I like to pretend I'm gonna be an author
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 08:54:22 PM »
Cool!  That means a 50k novel is worth... oh.. a shade less than $3 million.  *blink*

err...  wait!

"IT HAS BEGUN" is only three words so you owe us two more.

Uh.. oh, maybe you meant the link...

*looks at link*

Uh... 

OK, I admit it; you confused me.

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Re: So, hey, remember how I like to pretend I'm gonna be an author
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 02:52:31 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on June 09, 2011, 08:54:22 PM
Cool!  That means a 50k novel is worth... oh.. a shade less than $3 million.  *blink*

err...  wait!

"IT HAS BEGUN" is only three words so you owe us two more.

Uh.. oh, maybe you meant the link...

*looks at link*

Uh... 

OK, I admit it; you confused me.



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Re: So, hey, remember how I like to pretend I'm gonna be an author
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 05:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Solwyn on June 10, 2011, 02:52:31 AM
Quote from: BlueCross on June 09, 2011, 08:54:22 PM
Cool!  That means a 50k novel is worth... oh.. a shade less than $3 million.  *blink*

err...  wait!

"IT HAS BEGUN" is only three words so you owe us two more.

Uh.. oh, maybe you meant the link...

*looks at link*

Uh... 

OK, I admit it; you confused me.



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I love you novel long time!

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"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: So, hey, remember how I like to pretend I'm gonna be an author
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2011, 10:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Thanatos on June 09, 2011, 08:35:47 AM
http://machineofdeath.net/

I've done made 290 dollars off of a short story that's five words long.  IT HAS BEGUN

Congrats!
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