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The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« on: March 06, 2011, 11:52:19 PM »
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
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Re: The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 11:57:12 PM »
Fabian LeFleur, Seamster and secret agent extraordinaire had once again sewed his way out of prison.

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Re: The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 12:06:04 AM »
Fabian LeFleur, Seamster and secret agent extraordinaire had once again sewed his way out of prison.

Whatever you do for a living, I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong business.

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 12:54:45 AM »
Whatever you do for a living, I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong business.

I'm a professional caption contest contestant :(

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Re: The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 01:08:31 AM »
Sewing the drivers eyelids together was much easier than the bowtie.

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Re: The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 11:00:19 AM »
"Unable to successfully complete the scavenger hunt and claim the grand prize of an all-expenses paid wedding, he had to settle for the second place prize: A portable sewing machine and 5 years in prison for carjacking UPS."

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"What can brown do for you? It can get you there on time, and even deliver your wedding gift! But it can't cover the damages caused from the bachelor party the night before."
LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast.  In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST.
TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
LISTER: OR muffins!  OR muffins!  We don't LIKE muffins 'round here!  We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
TOASTER: Aah, so you're a waffle man!

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Re: The ultimate 'Caption This' photo...
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2011, 03:07:44 AM »
That picture is like something out of a New Yorker cartoon.

Speaking of New Yorker cartoons:  http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!