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The church moves forward...
« on: February 08, 2011, 06:55:25 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12391129


There are some wonderful quotes in this article:

"the perfect aid for every penitent"

"Our desire is to invite Catholics to engage in their faith through digital technology"


There's gotta be a movie (or at least a short) here somewhere:

Sam: "Heya, Frank, how's it goin'?"

Frank: "Just a sec... I gotta finish this confession."  Hold cell phone to ear and starts whispering.  "Oh... and another thing, Father, that guy I pistol whipped last week died.  But technically that's not murder, right?  They could have have over-administered him in the hospital, so it would be there fault, right?"

Small pause as Frank listens intently.

Frank: "What?  It's STILL my fault??  You gotta be kidding, Father, I hardly even---".  Small sigh.   "OK, OK, 10 Hail Marys and I promise to come to mass next week."



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Re: The church moves forward...
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 02:27:22 AM »
If anyone needs an exorcism or confessional, i am now legally a minister thanks to the wonders of the Universal Life Church.
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Re: The church moves forward...
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 12:37:29 PM »
Quote from: PsychoPompos on February 16, 2011, 02:27:22 AM
If anyone needs an exorcism or confessional, i am now legally a minister thanks to the wonders of the Universal Life Church.

I read "an exorcism or a professional".
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