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« on: December 12, 2009, 05:42:35 AM »
i got a challenge earlier today that i have no idea how to start. i have to cook a dish that is so splendiferous it makes a grown man cry. so.. based off of expirence, does anyone have any advice?
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Re: food
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2009, 06:39:49 AM »
I saw a show where someone cooked someone's relatives into chili... the person cried after eating them.

This wasn't a real event...

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Re: food
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2009, 07:45:21 AM »
Ha ha, South Park, I love that episode  ;D

Preferbly something hot?
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Re: food
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2009, 07:46:30 AM »
Ha ha, South Park, I love that episode  ;D

Preferbly something hot?

Nice. =)
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Re: food
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2009, 05:46:15 PM »
ok u wanna make him cry huh :D try this....

6 pork cutlettes (thin loin chops are best imho)
2 beef cubes disolved in
2 cups water (u can substitute a can off beef stock and add water to get 2cps)
3 green onions chopped
1 can mushroom peices
2 bay leaves
*2 tlbs corn starch (reserve for end to not boil in pot)
put all in 1 pot add salt and pepper to taste
simmer (low boil) covered for 2hrs min 3 hours perfect
stir carefully so as not to break up chops
15m prior to serving mix cornstarch with cold water and stir into porkchops this will thicken broth into gravy

serve with mashed potatos (add 2-3 slices of hoffmans cheddar from deli makes this dish even better)
serve with veggie of choice ( i like cheesy broccolli or asperagus)


Might not make him cry but will make him very happy
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Re: food
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2009, 06:21:56 PM »
looks nummy. how many does it serve? and would substituting chicken or veggie broth ruin it (i dont eat beef)?
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Re: food
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 07:07:27 AM »
well is really for 2 but can be streched for 3 and as for chicken cubes/stock i don't think it would make a major difference (i use beef as i think it brings out the pork flavor more and i don't stock pork broth/cubes (not sure they even sell em lol)
also i will add a dash of wishtashire sauce (sp) a touch of celery salt and a little onion powder if needed
i also take some shortcuts, cream of celery soup gives it a nice flavor in place of thickening with cornstarch or even use chicken tenderloins (about 1in peices) and cream of chicken soup and peas instead of mushrooms (frozen not those nasty canned things) but that doesn't have the "so good you cry" factor you were looking for :D
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Re: food
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 05:46:57 PM »
and now i shall expirament. thank you!
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Re: food
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010, 01:48:27 AM »
(i dont eat beef)?

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Re: food
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2010, 07:53:34 PM »
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Re: food
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 01:48:32 AM »
Let me know how it comes out for you
and i have tried adding frozen peas and goes very well and adds a bit of color for a prettier presentation
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