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No! NOOOOOO!!!
« on: April 15, 2009, 06:42:15 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7998931.stm


No sex please, we're ants.

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Re: No! NOOOOOO!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 07:19:55 PM »
"An Amazonian ant has dispensed with sex and developed into an all-female species"

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Re: No! NOOOOOO!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 07:29:55 PM »
"An Amazonian ant has dispensed with sex and developed into an all-female species"

 :thumbsup:

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
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Re: No! NOOOOOO!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 08:51:16 PM »
"An Amazonian ant has dispensed with sex and developed into an all-female species"

 :thumbsup:

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Re: No! NOOOOOO!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 09:39:04 PM »
female cockroaches only need to have sex once in their lives. they store the sperm and reproduce as needed.
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Re: No! NOOOOOO!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2009, 01:15:23 AM »
I read that article too: wild! Lets pray to Allah that women don't hear of this information...

Also, Do female cockroaches have sex more than once in their lives? That is the question...
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Re: No! NOOOOOO!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2009, 01:52:55 AM »
Also, Do female cockroaches have sex more than once in their lives? That is the question...

depends on the availability of the males and the need to reproduce. i dont remember if they kill the guys after copulation or not
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