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Hoopy Frood
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An amusing email from work yesterday.
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January 13, 2009, 10:00:03 PM »
"Due to the Blizzard Watch and Winter Weather Advisory for Cook County, tonight’s Severe Weather Information Class has been cancelled."
Yes, severe weather class cancelled due to severe weather.
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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