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An amusing email from work yesterday.
« on: January 13, 2009, 10:00:03 PM »
"Due to the Blizzard Watch and Winter Weather Advisory for Cook County, tonight’s Severe Weather Information Class has been cancelled."

Yes, severe weather class cancelled due to severe weather.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!