I came here via the Interplay boards back in 2000. Was actually new to the internet at the time as well - back in those days there was no broadband and we all had to use string and bean cans instead - and next year will make 9 years I've been around. Originally I used the nick of Paladin, largely because it means the same as my real name does, but after about 2-3 years I dumped it and swapped to Petrarch, which has stuck ever since.
The old black and yellow board was the first one I appeared at. I was one of the admins for 5 years (with some breaks here and there when things got a bit too much back in reality) across the various incarnations until I eventually got fed up with it and retired. Looking back at all the web politics and flak we had to fly through, you couldn't pay me to do that again. I've also had the pleasure of meeting 2 of the UV, Doombot and much more recently Hoopy. Karate gets a special mention as she was the first person to hear me speaking, as does Turjan, the first person I met here and there's not been so much as an angry word between either of us after all these years.
Made friends, lost friends, made mistakes, but I'm still here, albeit in the background.