The Vice-Presidential Breakdown:
As Republicans go, they believe they are willfully blessed by God to do his will through the platform of the United States government. This so-called "will" is to exalt hard-working families that exercise biblical prescribed values and to commit their life to their country. If you don't do this, you're "UnAmerican." I'm not even kidding. If you're a Jew, Muslim, Buddhist, etc, good luck when Jesus makes his round trip and explodes the world by dividing by zero.
I could punch holes the size of impact craters in this flawed logic, but this is only the platform for we which we shall jump head first and explain the enigma that is Sarah Palin.
-------------------------------------
Sarah Palin, for the lack of a better word, is delusional.
- She's never heard of the Bush Doctrine
You are correct that this, along with "executive experience" is a media buzzword. Also, the quotation marks indicate rampant sarcasm from my end. The Bush Doctrine, as a whole is this. "To enslave those who do not follow; to destroy those who do not agree." And then do it under the guise of "Hey, God told me to" or any number of divinities mixed with a verb to form a slightly evasive and incoherent sentence.- This actually happened during her pregnancy? (
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/4628/sarahpalinla4.png)
This doesn't necessarily mean she makes bad decisions, but honestly, if the above tree is true, then dear god, I want to hit that.- She's against abortion
Despite the fact it goes against biblical doctrine, which is a cornerstone of the Republican party, the truth remains that abortion is indeed murder no matter what the circumstances. It should not be left up to the mother to decide if a child should live or die based on the circumstances of its conception. There are all kinds of avenues to help a disabled or non-disabled child to reap the benefits of enjoying life. There's adoption. There's taking responsibility. Deal with it.- She doesn't believe in evolution
Once again, apart of biblical doctrine. And I won't touch it with a ten foot pole. Simply because, I myself believe in Intelligent Design and wouldn't want to offend or discredit others opinions solely for the purpose of trolling.- She support preemptive strikes in/against foreign countries (without permission of the country)
Because America is right and everyone else is wrong. The rest of the world has to get that memo. Also, we're putting cover sheets on all our TPS reports from now on.- She's against gun control
Because she believes that guns are a part of protecting your family. Apparently, it's not the responsibility of the local police force, military or homeland security. Also, I hear it's pretty badass to go rabbit hunting with a gas powered semi automatic rifle that could slice Redwoods in half.- She's a woman
The Republicans are basically saying "Hey look. Tits." In conclusion, Palin's nomination is basically trying to appeal to Hilary supporters that feel shafted. It's a complete circus.
IMHO, McCain's gonna get his sh*t pushed in. It's all over.