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Started by Hoopy Frood, July 31, 2008, 03:45:04 AM

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Hoopy Frood

July 31, 2008, 03:45:04 AM
A B-movie Mockumentary:  http://www.cornholethemovie.com/
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Doombot

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July 31, 2008, 05:19:46 AM
    Michael: Why do I have to take him?

    Lucille: Because he's your brother. And you run around with everyone else: going on bike rides, making cornholes (referring to the CornBALLer).

    Michael: Mom, listen ...

    Lucille: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. And I know he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but he's sensitive, Michael, and you could pretend to be interested in him.

Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!

karategoldfish

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August 03, 2008, 04:56:02 PM
OMG Hoopy that is so exciting! I didn't even know what Cornhole was until I moved to the Midwest. Everyone here plays - at cookouts, frat parties, bars, festivals...it's everywhere during the summer. I'm working on making my own cornhole boards, but I have to figure out how to do it first.

Southerners don't really play Cornhole. We just play beer pong and flag football, I think.

Thanks for the link! My Indiana friends will be excited. :)
love, fish

Max Stone

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August 04, 2008, 06:33:17 PM
I noticed at the last Memphis in May BBQ Festival just about every other team was playing cornhole, and I was so confused because I had no idea when bean bag toss became all the rage.

Also my friend and I took his nephews out for pizza and video games and there was a bean bag toss arcade game. Roll the trackball, toss a bean bag.

I still don't understand it.
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