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Happy Birthday, Doombot
« on: July 24, 2008, 09:40:56 PM »
I was going to get you a toaster, but they were all out. They said something about some woman who must eat a lot of toast because she keeps buying them all.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 10:29:18 PM »
Happy Birthday Jen.

This is my nephew's birthday too - most cool people were born in July.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 10:51:03 PM »
Happy birthday Jen!

I got ya two of these to strap to your feet because the salesman told me that weebles wobble but they don't fall down.  ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 10:52:28 PM »
Today?  It's today?  We didn't miss it?  Or anticipate it?

Hmm...  what to get a gal who has every style toaster in the world...

Aha!

« Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 12:57:30 AM by BlueCross »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 11:19:14 PM »
happy birthday


coincidentally, my mommy hid the toaster and i remembered where it was this morning. it's been gone for nearly a week
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 12:19:00 AM »


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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 05:18:14 AM »
Happy Birthday Jen!
I got you something that you and Ricardo can both enjoy!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 05:55:12 AM »
Happy Birthday!  ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008, 08:03:10 PM »
Thanks everyone! =)

I got a nice bracelet, dinner at Emerils, and upcoming Barry Manilow tickets! =)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 10:17:34 PM »
Thanks everyone! =)

I got a nice bracelet, dinner at Emerils, and upcoming Barry Manilow tickets! =)

You just had to ruin it, din't ya.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 10:21:53 PM »
Happy birthdoom!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2008, 06:09:41 AM »
A very,VERY Happy Birthday Doomsie!  Love you!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2008, 12:51:31 PM »
Happy B'day Doombot.... May your waterchip never short out!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Doombot
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2008, 01:02:11 PM »
Happy birthday Jen, sounds like a good date with your mystery boyfriend.