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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2009, 10:04:18 AM »
Quote from: Brugdor on January 12, 2009, 01:21:19 AM
The cure for male loneliness and boredom is sex. Talking is the price we have to pay for the cure.   ;D
I keed, I keed....maybe  :P

It's cheaper than the $2000 you'd pay at the Bunny Ranch.
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #76 on: January 12, 2009, 10:16:10 AM »
Quote from: Loveshack on January 12, 2009, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Brugdor on January 12, 2009, 01:21:19 AM
The cure for male loneliness and boredom is sex. Talking is the price we have to pay for the cure.   ;D
I keed, I keed....maybe  :P

It's cheaper than the $2000 you'd pay at the Bunny Ranch.

Did you just say talk is cheap?

*slaps you with a large trout*
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2009, 07:58:42 PM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on January 12, 2009, 01:06:08 AM
You need a female opinion sir!

Now that I am wise and married, I've learned that men and women aren't really very good at being friends. I mean I love my husband. But he is completely different than I am, and sometimes his crazy way of looking at the world drives me totally insane. For example: how can he sit on the couch and play video games after work when there is so much to DO from 5-10pm on a weeknight? Go out to dinner, do laundry, paint the kitchen, learn to play the guitar, SOMETHING etc.

He is doing something.  He's playing video games.  That's not just something; that's an awesome something.  Looking at your list of alternative activities, going out to dinner might be fun, but is also needlessly expensive.  Everything else on there is a pain in the ass.  Do laundry?  Paint the kitchen!?  You think he's weird because he'd rather play video games than paint the kitchen.

CRAZY FEMALES
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2009, 08:09:57 PM »
Quote from: Thanatos on January 12, 2009, 07:58:42 PM
CRAZY FEMALES

Redundant statement, sir!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #79 on: January 12, 2009, 08:59:20 PM »
Paint the Kitchen? Laundry?
Aren't those Weekend jobs? O.o

But yeah, Why keep going once the work day is over? Why not relax with something that doesn't have consequences for failure apart from losing one of your mans, and yet have (nearly) the same feeling as winning a sports tournament when you succeed? :P
Aside: To hell with sports >.>

Anyway, as I see it, this is how my weekdays usually go:
9-5: Work Time.
5-10: Defrag time.
10-9: Reboot time.

My brain is well-oiled circuitboard!

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wait... >.>
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2009, 11:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Kiwi Paradox on January 12, 2009, 08:59:20 PM
Paint the Kitchen? Laundry?
Aren't those Weekend jobs? O.o

Yes, weekend jobs you hire other people to do for you.
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2009, 06:45:45 PM »
*raises a glass to Loveshack*

*isn't drunk enough to inflict his romantic history on the Village*

All I can say is... Women... Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Which isn't to say it doesn't damn well hurt, on occasion.
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2009, 08:47:22 PM »
humbug! we are the doers of the world!

speaking of video games, jon got this game for the wii called "house of the dead 2 and 3," a re-mix of the old zombie arcade game. you use the wiimote as a gun and shoot zombies!!!! it rulz!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2009, 01:09:33 AM »
*didn't mean any offence to the females of the UV*

One day, I shall tell you the stories of (deleted) and (deleted). One day, when I have drunk enough to talk about them but not enough to fall asleep (but that is a mighty slim window). Let's just say it hurts.

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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2009, 01:21:28 AM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on January 20, 2009, 08:47:22 PM
we are the doers of the world!

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Hey look,  all women can't take credit for the work of Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson.  ;)
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2009, 01:41:45 AM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on January 20, 2009, 08:47:22 PM
humbug! we are the doers of the world!

But we invented fire! And beer! We invented democracy and then we were even nice enough to let you have the vote!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2009, 01:46:06 AM »
Quote from: Jeff on January 21, 2009, 01:41:45 AM
and then we were even nice enough to let you have the vote!

Nobody's perfect.   ;)

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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2009, 08:05:44 PM »
Zing!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #88 on: January 28, 2009, 04:07:03 AM »
DID YOU JUST ZING ME!?!?!?!

i will stand by the previous comment that you men can't live without women. i mean, that is what you said, right xerxes?
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #89 on: January 28, 2009, 05:17:06 AM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on January 28, 2009, 04:07:03 AM
DID YOU JUST ZING ME!?!?!?!

i will stand by the previous comment that you men can't live without women. i mean, that is what you said, right xerxes?

I thought he was saying "zing" because of my comment but maybe I'm wrong?  :anxious:
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